What Does Fox News Liberal Heather Nauert Have In Common With A Dead Spider?

For anyone who watches Fox News, you would be aware that Liberal Heather Nauert is now filling in for new Mom, Jenna Lee on "Happening Now" with Jon Scott. I normally don't listen to any show she is on because she likes to talk over everyone and talk down to everyone. The Liberal Chicago host seems to need to prove that she is smarter than everyone she is with, but recently I made a discovery. The 44 yr old Heather Nauert tends to resemble a dead spider. When she co-hosts "Happening Now" she likes to sit with her legs pointing off to the side, like a dead spider's legs would be. I often wonder if Fox News Producers can see what we can see. Do they not see that her sitting with her legs in a quasi horizontal manner isn't a really a good look? Taller people have sat in that chair and they are able to control the placement of their legs. Simple leg crossing works for everyone else. Unfortunately Heather Nauert has taken on the look of a dead spider. Heather hails from Chicago and is married to an investment broker and has 2 children AND legs like a spider!

Fox News Megyn Kelly From The Kelly File Has Ugly Veiny Feet!

The other day Megyn Kelly was perched at her see-thru desk and when the camera panned away, there was a clear picture of her nasty looking feet. It wasn't just that that are boney and have popping veins, but take a look at these pictures and see what you think of her feet.

 

Thanks to TiVo, I was able to freeze the screen so you can check these out. I would have thought she would have had more attractive feet, but her feet look like they are feet from a troll. We know that her husband must not have any foot fetishes or he would have had nightmares looking at these gnarly hooves.

 

Check these pics out! The close up looks like a vulture was feeding on it.

Fox News Elisabeth Hasselbeck Returns to Fox and Friends After Surgery

This AM, after a 5 week hiatus,  Elisabeth Hasslebeck returned to Fox and Friends. Elisabeth got a little choked up and a few times she shed some tears as she discussed her the reason she was gone for 5 weeks.

 

Evidently they had found a tennis ball sized tumor in her abdomen and wanted to get it out right away because of the way it looked. She tearfully explained how she thought of her children as she was wheeled into surgery, not knowing what she was facing.

 

Lucky for Elisabeth, it was not cancer and she got a clean bill of health.

 

Elisabeth appeared in a bright purple dress that was loosely draped in the front. I am sure that she is still healing from her surgery, but she didn't say exactly when she had the surgery done.

 

Elisabeth cried when she saw a video that her kids had made for her. It was a video of her 3 kids dressed up like Steve Doocey, Brian Kilmead and Elisabeth Hasslebeck welcoming her back. She was choked up but told her kids she loved them and told Steve Doocey and Eric Bolling (in for Brian Kilmead) how much she loved them and appreciated all of them.

 

Even though she has a high pitched, Minnnie Mouse voice, Fox Scat is still happy that she is OK and we welcome her back!

 

Below is Elisabeth Hasslebeck's statement:

 

“I had  a tumor in my abdomen. The doctor said, ‘You got to get it out by the end of the month, we don’t like how it looks’,” she explained at the top of today’s show. “I had a scary week when we didn’t know what the result were. But I’m okay…everything came back okay. Surgery’s not fun, but it is necessary to find out if you have something really terrible.”

While the tumor was determined to be not cancerous, she said, “It was a scary week indeed.” And, she thanked “Mr. Ailes and the entire Fox family for treating me like family the entire way.”

“So many people I know have stared down the barrel of that cancer gun, and looked at it when they have gotten bad news. ..and done remarkable things, courageously to fight it,” Hasselbeck told viewers. “So I knew if I got that kind of news I would be in their wings and, by their example, able to fight it. I didn’t get that message from my doctors. I got a clear and clean bill of health and I’m thankful. “

“I’m not a person who thinks that I take a lot for granted, but I certainly don’t take it for granted now.”

The Facts About Kimberly Guilfoyle's Victoria Secret's Modeling Days

Source: Wickipicky

Kimberly Guilfoyle is smaller than what we thought she is.  Kimberly Guilfoyle claims she was a Victoria Secret model but we have been unable to find any photos as proof.

Now we are not saying she was not a model for Victoria Secret, but VS is known for having long legged, tall models. Well, Miz Guilfoyle doesn't fit the bill.  She stands only 5'2" tall!

If Kimberyl Guilfoyle was walking the cat-walk at 5'2" with the other Victoria Secret models, she would look like an elf with breast implants. But we have discovered that her story morphed into Kimberly doing a bridal magazine ad for Victoria Secret's. Still, no pictures have emerged. I would assume a print ad would have left a paper trail.

We will keep digging for the pics and will share them if we ever locate Miz Guilfoyle's Victoria Secret's pictures.

Incase you were wondering about Kimberly's stats here you go:

Height: 5'2"

Dress size:  4

Measurements:  36-25-35 ( this is with her breast implants)

Bra Size: 32C

Did Fox News Anna Kooiman Have Breast Implant Surgery?

Fox News, South Carolina born, cutie,  Anna Kooiman is probably the most athletic woman at Fox News. She just finished running a marathon for charity that funds scholarships for children of military who have died. 

One look at her 30 yr old body and you can tell that this woman spends a lot of time working out, running, training,etc.

But when we looked at the pics of her super toned body, we noticed a few things in both pictures. First, athletic women do not have breasts since breast tissue shrinks and many time goes away completely since breasts are fat. Lean muscle is built up and bye bye boobies.  If you take a look at the first pic, you will see her one boob is sitting pretty high up on her chest wall. 

If you are a woman, look at your own boobs. Are they that high and round at the top? If so, then are yours implants? I can tell you that the women at Fox Scat do not have boobs (or bodies) like that. Maybe we need to spend more time at the gym.

Next, take a look at Miz Kooiman's Instagram below. That wide gap in the cleavage is a tell tale sign of breast augmentation. I guess Fox News wants their women to have more curves for the viewers.

You be the judge, but breast augmentation or not,  Anna Kooiman is not only fit, but she is very sexy!

Update on Fox News Elisabeth Hasslebeck Health Situation

~ We are hopeful that we will see Elisabeth Hasslebeck back on Fox and Friends soon. Elisabeth Hasslebeck hasn't been seen on Fox News channel's morning show for over a month now.

 

Her last post on Twitter was on October 8th, where she posted a pic of a couple who had just gotten married outside the Fox News Studio. That was the last we have heard  from her.

 

Her last Instagram post was on Oct. 6, when she posted an inspirational quote that read, "Just because time doesn't stand still, doesn't mean you have to rush. Dare to stand still & see something precious."

 

The only thing we have heard, post surgery was a statement released stating:  "Elisabeth has asked for all to respect her wishes for privacy in regards to further details at this time."  Those  ominous words were the last update the viewers have heard.

 

Kimberly Guilfoyle has been filling in Fox and Friends daily but still nothing is being said recently.

 

While Fox Scat was not really a fan of Elisabeth, we are hopefull for her healing and returning. With that said, we are thinking that this silence might not be a good sign.~

Is Fox News Liberal Bob Beckel Drinking and Doing Drugs Again?

Fox News Liberal Bob Beckel seems to be having more and more  problems speaking. We  have noticed that at times, we have to literally walk up to the TV and read his lips or rewind it a couple times to hear some of the things he says.

 

Bob Beckel's mumbling and slurring of words is becoming more pronounced. We have also receive many emails from our readers stating that they also think he is drinking or doing drugs again.

 

Also, we have seen, on several occasions, the bloated, Botox'd toad, fall asleep at the desk while the show is live. A couple days ago, Greg Gutfield startled Beckel by saying " Bob, wake up".

 

I tend to think he is not doing drugs because he is so obese and drug addicts tend to be thin. But his violent outbursts could be a sign of both drug addiction as well as drinking.

 

It makes me wonder why Fox News doesn't talk to him to see why Bob Beckel is having a problem speaking. Whether he needs a speech therapist, or is it that he is back to drinking and slurring his words is just part of it? At any rate, it needs to be addressed.

 

I think the producers of Fox News The Five just let everything go with Bob Beckel. We watch all the various channels and we never see any anchor or host screaming, slobbering, slurring their words, making violent physical threats, bigoted comments, racial slurs, attacks and threats, oh wait there is also Al Sharpton on MSNBC that does that as well! Bob Beckel, is the only one that behaves the way he does and he is the only one that mumbles and slurs his words.

 

Could Bob Beckel be over-medicated? Could it be that he is so fat that the inside of his mouth has filled in with fat (it does happen) or something else?

 

Fox Scat is investigating reasons why adults slur words and mumble. We will keep you posted if we find out any viable reasons other than Bob Beckel is just drinking again, or is such a lazy turd that he can't muster up the energy to move his mouth and lips to pronounce words properly.

Kimberly Guilfoyle Graces The Cover of Luxury Listings NYC Magazine

Fox News beauty Kimberly Guilfoyle makes her debut on the cover of Luxury Listings NYC Magazine to show off her Upper West Side apartment.

Fox Scat has recently reported on Miz Guilfoyles recent real estate transactions. We showed pictures of her NYC apartment she owned and sold as well as her purchase and sale of her Bridgehampton estate.

This particular 6 room apartment she lives in now with her 8-year-old son,Ronan, is a rental. With that said,  you can see, she once again, Kimberly Guilfoyle, spared no expense and obviously has kept her same love of glitzy, sparkling crystal chandeliers, blues and white decor with dark hard wood floors.

Kimberly Guilfoyle seems to love to buy and sell real estate. Her Father is a real estate investor, so it is probably in her genes.

 Today when Kimberly was filling in for Elisabeth Hasslebeck, she mentioned her magazine cover and joked that the picture makes her look like she is trying to advertise for hosiery. Being that Miz Guilfoyle was a lingerie model for Victoria Secret when she was working her way through college, she probably was very comfortable during her photo shoot.

Check out her segment from Fox and Friends this AM:

Here is the link to the article in Luxury Listings in NYC magazine if you want to check out her latest digs.

Click Here To Go To The Article

Fox News Commentator Kirsten Powers Plastic Surgery Pics

Fox News Liberal Commentator, Kirsten Powers, has had her share of visiting the plastic surgeon's office. Fox Scat can spot fillers and Botox a mile away and Kirsten has obviously been injected and filled up.  Fox News women's faces are all un-naturally smooth and Kirsten Powers is no exception.

New Flash~ It is not normal for women over 30 to not have one line on their faces! At Fox News, smooth faces even into their 60's is normal.

Kirsten also has obviously gone beyond the Botox and filler to give her a different look. Fox Scat is going to go out on a limb here and bet that Kirsten has had some additional work done.

The pics below, clearly show a magic shrinking nose.  It keeps getting smaller and smaller. We are hoping she is not visiting Michael Jackson's Dr.

Take a look and let us know what you think.

Whooaaa! Kirsten had a large nose in this pic

First nose job was obviously done....Kirsten's nose is much thinner. What's up with those eye brows?

Kirsten's newest nose. Thin, tiny and tip lifted. All lines are gone from her face

Fox News Liberal Kirsten Powers Loves Wieners

Kirsten Powers(Fox News Commentator) Loves Wieners! Well, at least she used to. The Fox News Liberal commentator dated Anthony Wiener after meeting him in 2002 when Kirsten Powers was Andrew Cuomo's press secretary. 

During the relationship, Kirsten said that the Wiener had traveled with her to Costa Rica  for a Christmas vacation. But he was not a disgraced Wiener at the time. Wiener was just up and coming.

She said that he was a doting boyfriend and her family was fond of him. Little did they know!

What Fox Scat finds really funny is that the disgraced Weiner is probably about 5'8" and Kirsten is 6 ft tall. He did mention in his online profile that he liked tall women, but then again, he also listed himself as 6'5" and 235 pounds.

After Kirsten dumped the shamed Wiener, she married Physician, Marty Makary who is also a  New York Times Best Selling author and television medical commentator

Fox News The Five Bob Beckel Flips Off Jesse Waters During Heated Discussion on Race-Baiting Politics

Here is the clip from live TV of Bob Beckel flipping off Jesse Waters after Jesse had valid points of the Democrats using race-baiting politics in the 2014 midterm elections.

Fox News Megyn Kelly from The Kelly File SCREAMS On SNL Skit

Fox Scat has reported before about Megyn Kelly Screaming through her entire show. Well, SNL chose to use her as the anchor who interviewed the ebola nurse. Megyn Kelly's head is so inflated that she took it as a compliment and wanted everyone to see her being portrayed on SNL, so she played the clip.

 

The funny thing is that as Cecily Strong is screaming " LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE", it sounds just the way the loud mouthed Megyn Kelly reads there lines each night.

 

Maybe, just maybe Miz Kelly, that is why they selected you! Maybe just maybe, they are mocking your loud mouthed screaming you do every night!

 

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/megyn-kelly-reacts-to-being-parodied-on-snl/#ooid=UzNHhocTohsYxA-2UJR1kbNhkE8NeUlu

Will Bob Beckel Finally Get Fired for Holding Back Votes Claim

We all know that Fox news allows Bob Beckel to get on the shows, on a daily basis and lie, make racist, bigoted, sexist comments and they let him get away with it. Worse yet, they parade him around from show to show, like a prized pig at the country fair. no pun intended)

 

On Tuesday night, during the elections,he was talking about the voting in Fairfax County and he boasted " "I worked Fairfax County and we always held back votes".  He implied that he and the others on the democrat team influenced the election reporting, to abet a type of "ballot stuffing". His co-hosts were oh, so surprised! But the Botox'd bloated toad doubled down and repeated it again. This is not the first time he has bragged about cheating during elections.

 

Wikipedia is reporting that "it is expected there will be some form of follow-up or investigation.

 

Well, Fox Scat is going to just go out on a  limb on this one and  bet that Wikipedia is wrong because 1) Fox News will ignore it. As a matter of fact, they have paraded Beckel around all day today to bloviate about the election on several show and was on "The Five"making ignorant comments about Charles Krauthammer, interrupting everyone, making disruptive noises like a child, when Brian Kilmead was trying to talk and telling Kimberly he was going to make "sexist" comments about her". So, NO, Fox News will not do anything.

 

2.) No Election authority will ever do anything to him because he is a liberal and even Beckel has said that he can get away with whatever he wants because he is a liberal. (his words) So Fox Scat doesn't  believe Wikipedia is correct in saying there will be an investigation about Beckel's latest claim.

Fox News Dana Perino Is Tinier Than We Thought! Look How Small and Petite She Is!

Dana Perino was on Fox and Friends over the weekend and if you thought she was small before, take a look at this picture. Dana isn't small, she is tiny! She was seated next to Heather Childers and Dana made Heather look like a giant and Heather is by no means, a large woman.

How small is Dana? Well, Dana checks in at 105 pounds and stands 5'2" tall.  She wears a size 5.5 shoe and a size 2 dress & wears a 32B bra. Dana was born May 9, 1972 and is 42 yrs old.

I am sure she is one that never has to worry about getting liposuction, but we know she does watch what she eats. Dana revealed on The Five, that she has a list of foods in her phone that she used to eat but no longer eats. She stated she periodically reviews the foods and thinks about all the foods she misses eating.

I would think that makes her an extreme "Type A personality".

We here at Fox Scat, don't have a list of foods that we used to enjoy because we still enjoy everything!

Fox News Kimberly Guilfoyle Sold Her NYC Apartment for 1.6 Million

Before we talk about Kimberly's condo sale, let's review her husband time-line since it correlates with her condo purchase and sale. Here it is :

In 2001  Kimberly Guilfoyle married  California Lieutenant Governor Gavin Newsom. Then, 3  yrs later, she relocated to NYC to pursue her TV career. Then in 2005. the 2 made their separation official and in March of 2006 Kimberly was divorced.

3 months later, Kimberly married furniture designer/mogul Eric Villency. Then just a quick 4.5 months later, she had her son. He is the heir to the NY based Furniture empire.

Just 3 yrs later, once again divorced, Kimberly Guilfoyle moved on to her new pad in NYC. In July 2009, Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom Villency Guilfoyle purchased her 3 bedroom, 2 bath apartment on the 11th floor for 1.3 million.

Located at 229 East 79 Limited, 229 East 79th Street, 11A - Upper East Side, New York. The building is a full service pre-war co-op that boasts 24 hr doorman and a live in super to assist the residents with anything they might need. All this glitz and glamour doesn't come cheap as she was paying $2,464 for monthly fees and taxes.

The apartment featured 11 closets,  office, huge foyer that could be used as a dining room, mud room, marble counters, stainless appliances, crystal knobs on the cabinets and door handles, electric fireplace and glittery chandeliers.

Kimberly successfully sold her condo and moved on to the Bridgehampton, NY and purchased her barn-style estate for $995,000. Fox Scat wrote an article about that property as well.

This info below is the  listing and photo's and are courtesy of Douglas Elliman Real Estate NYC

"Prepare yourself to be thrilled by this uber glamorous five and a half room 1925 celebrity residence intelligently designed for entertaining and functionality. Every room including the kitchen and bathrooms have Austrian crystal chandeliers and priceless lighting fixtures. Even every door knob and cabinet hardware is crystal. So many surprises in this chic gem. A tucked away sleeping alcove/home office, a mud room off the service entryway, a drybar with mini fridge, 10 count them fitted closets, 3 exposures and this unit comes with 2 storage bins.The windowed eat-in-kitchen is absolute perfection. Appliances include Miele w/d, Sub Zero, Fisher and Paykel oven and dishwasher. A restaurant style banquette with storage underneath and crystal chandelier above, Aqua Marina marble countertops and 2 sets of pocket doors close off both entrances. The south-facing living room has 2 show stoppers. Centered in the ceiling is a Metropolitan Opera Ball chandelier that is quite stunning. And a beautifully crafted mantlepiece with, among other details, an etched harp. P.S. This is a very hip electric remote fireplace. All 3 bedrooms have custom built-ins, chandeliers and well-designed fitted closets. The entrance to the Master and 2nd bedroom has a pocket door to close off from the living room for more privacy. Both bathrooms are windowed. And both were renovated with hand selected finishes including Ann Sachs and Waterworks tiles and Calcutta gold marble. Everything about this apartment is special. This 24-hour staffed co-op has a live-in super, a landscaped all year round roof garden, great financial's, permits pied a terres and is pet-friendly. Welcome home!"

Roof Top Garden

Picture below is compliments of Google Maps drive by:

Kimberly's Apartment Building front door:

229 East 79 Limited, 229 East 79th Street, 11A - Upper East Side, New York

Fox News Megyn Kelly Covers Her Stick Arms To Cover The Election

As we predicted, Megyn Kelly, has covered her bony, pastey white, arms with her black "power" blazer. She also is sporting her yellow hair extensions and is trying her hardest to look intelligent and "powerful".

 

She tried to jump into a conversation with Neil Cavutto when he was discussing run in  the stock market.  He was discussing the fact that people are not jumping into retail and Megyn Kelly's brilliant question, in her best man voice asked " do  you mean people going out and going shopping". Neil wasn't impressed with her stupidity and went on to explain that they were not getting into retail stock purchases.

 

This ought to be a long night listening to her try to act relevant.

What Happened to Fox News Bob Beckel's "October Surprise"?

Well, it is November and for 1 month we had to listen to Fox News Bob Beckel brag about how he had the  scoops about an upcoming October Surprise.

 

He insinuated that he has some direct line with the top Democrats and he gets all the "insider" info and there was a BIG October Surprise coming. Even 2 days before November, Dana Perino reminded him what he had said and she asked him what happened to the October Surprise and he smugly responded " we have 2 days left".

 

Well, October 31 came and went and not one of his co-hosts mentioned the "October Surprise".  Fox Producers must have told the rest of the hosts to not mention Beckel's latest false claim.  But Fox Scat noticed it, and I am sure our readers noticed it.

 

What's new? Nothing! Beckel lied again and Fox News covered up for him.

Megyn Kelly And Her Magic Hair Extensions

Megyn Kelly in Aug. 2014 with her shorter weave. As you can see, it is a chin length bob.

Then just a short 4 months later, Fox News Megyn Kelly hair has suddenly grown almost a foot! More proof that not only is she the queen of Botox, plastic surgery and fillers, but she also is the queen of hair extensions.

Why Does Fox News Push Plastic Surgery Queen Megyn Kelly On US?

With the upcoming elections, I keep hearing the Plastic Surgery Queen, Megyn Kelly say " tune in to see " yours truly" cover the election.

 

Why is it that she was selected? Does she have the most experience with Washington, the White House and  Elections? I don't think so. While she was jumping from husband to husband and spawning like a salmon. Meanwhile, others were actually working on campaigns, in the White House and working with elections.

 

What about Andrea Tantaros? She actually worked in Washington and worked on campaigns, How about Dana Perino? She was Press Secretary for President George W. Bush and worked on campaigns and worked in the White House.

 

But instead, Fox News picks Megyn Kelly. She will show up with her famous "look at me, I am wearing a black blazer" and her hair  doll hair extensions and her loud screaming, man voice and we will have to listen to her non-sense all night.

 

I think Meygn Kelly must have spent a lot of time, crawling around on her knees, under someone's desk for her to be put up on a pedestal at Fox with the little experience she has.

 

Now, if they wanted someone to report on birthing methods, then she would be the one to choose. She popped out 3 kids in less than 5 yrs when she was over 38.  So is obviously has a lot of experience in that arena. But elections? Not so much.

 

I for one, will take a pass on Megyn and her straw doll hair. I'll tune into CNN an listen to someone with real experience.